A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer
(Aloud) Okay, follow the steps. This should be easy, right?
1) Firstly, decorate the cover! Either write something boring like ‘Algebra Homework’, and your name, or decorate it to your personality. This will …
(Aloud) Okay, follow the steps. This should be easy, right?
1) Firstly, decorate the cover! Either write something boring like ‘Algebra Homework’, and your name, or decorate it to your personality. This will …
Forgive me Matty for I have sinned.
It has been five days since my last confession.
Gah! Who am I kidding!? I’m so excited! I got this weird half-cryptic email last week and didn’t pay it any mind. I intended to write about …
Matty, I’m like…super stressed. Y’know I always thought it was weird that I’m sixteen years old and I haven’t gotten my period yet. The Anatomy and Physiology textbook Gerhardt uses for class says that girls can start …
(BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP)
(BEEPBEEPBEEPBEE…SLAMBEESLAMeeeeeewwww.p)
(Silence)
(Yaaaawn)
(Squint)
Matty,
It’s happening…
Whoa Matilda! Slow down for a sec! I’ve gotta get this off my chest before my er…brain explodes. Okay, that doesn’t make sense.
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
So there I was, Matty, …
Wow, Matty, I …
Once Upon a Witch…
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Hazel felt most at- …
(Beep) "Yes…?
(Ahem) “Ah, hi doc.”
(Eyebrow raise) “Yes Miss Hazel?”
(Flustered) “Doctor Moore, I have to ask you something of a rather…sensitive nature.”
(Eye-roll …